On Thursday NASA announced Earth 2.0, a new planet called Kepler 452B with conditions similar to Earth. Twitterati had varied reactions to Earth 2.0. Here are some of them:
Get the travel agent ready
"Going on holiday mate"
"Sick where to? Greece, Florida…?"
"Nah, Earth 2.0 m8"
— Δ Jack Llwelyn Δ (@JackThomas1997) July 24, 2015
Modifying the planet
International Modi goes inter-terrestrial, after Pluto he plans talks with Earth 2.0
— Melancholic (@clued_up_chic) July 24, 2015
Optimistic dreams
Wow…. what a great news…
Come let's move to Earth 2.0 … with 0% of corruption.. n to get rid of this dramatic politics of India
— Shoaib Jarman (@urshoaib93) July 24, 2015
Are you listening Reliance?
Nasa ne Earth 2.0 bhi dhund liya lekin ab tak Reliance ne internet chalu nahi kiya.
#RelianceInternetSoBad @RCommCare
— Kattappa Thackeray (@Madan_Chikna) July 24, 2015
Vadra hangover
NASA: We discovered Earth 2.0.
Scientists: It's 1400 Light Years away.
Media: It's a historic day!
Robert Vardra: Plotting kabse shuru hai?
— Bade Babu (@ClerkofGod) July 24, 2015
Reality
Earth 2.0 is so far that more chance of me marrying Sharapova and producing little Ruins (Russians+Indians) than humans reaching earth 2.0
— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) July 24, 2015
News travels
People on Earth 2.0 also hear the Newshour with Arnab Goswami every night…..
Apparently his voice travels there.
— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) July 24, 2015
What??
This Earth 2.0 thing is probably just a publicity stunt for the return of X-Files. :p
— Dave Letcavage (@DaveLetcavage) July 24, 2015